11 Great One-Liners by Oscar Levant

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

2. Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

3. A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

4. There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

5. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

6. I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

7. I am no more humble than my talents require.

8. So little time and so little to do.

9. Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

10. Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

11. There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.